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This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who wa...

Wow! All I can say is wow! This Jessica Jammer broad was insane from the start. My donut feast...

Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any...

When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. ...

Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she's ...

Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl which I guess she thought made her better ...

Dillan Ryder is no longer in the business. Hell, I don't know where she is but rumors are circula...

Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can't talk too much shit on her since she wasn't a...

She's a mormon by birth and a jizz junkie by right. Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave i...

She's a mormon by birth and a jizz junkie by right. Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave i...

This bitch lived up to her name. Before she had a mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much ...

I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I'm the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable ...

After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the busi...

She's been given a ton of awards this business has to offer. She's sucked and fucked every straig...

Watching me climb on top of Kat is like King Kong doing the missionary position with the Brooklyn...

This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who wa...

She's been given a ton of awards this business has to offer. She's sucked and fucked every straig...

My nose candy has been giving me violent shakes. I believe it's affecting my eyesight or I would ...

This worthless pinata is just another faded memory in The Minion's mind. I know she needed some p...

Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can't talk too much shit on her since she wasn't a...

I don't remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or...

I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one m...

Super Minion has so much money that today we're coming to you from the top of one of my yachts. B...

Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers ...

It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the ...

It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the ...

Holy shit, I hit the jackpot today. After going through hood rats and skanks I finally came acros...

This "daughter of a rock star", Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted ...

I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won...

I don't discriminate against cunts of all races. Hoodrats, wetbacks, rednecks, and others are all...

When she's not slashing her wrists she's getting enough money to send home to her broke boyfriend...

Remember guys, never get high on your own supply. Also, remember to never allow a whore to know ...