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I can't stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the "whi...

Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she's ...

I don't remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or...

I don't know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by S...

I don't care about the backgrounds of any of the whores I use. I don't care if they're wetbacks, ...

Super Minion has so much money that today we're coming to you from the top of one of my yachts. B...

Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any...

Somewhere in West Virginia there's a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared...

Look up the word "Crazy" in the dictionary and Tory Lane's face will be right there. Tory came ov...

Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard...

I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I'm the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable ...

I don't know if Aliana Love is black, white, or mulatto. Whatever the case is she's got a body to...

This worthless pinata is just another faded memory in The Minion's mind. I know she needed some p...

I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one m...

I love older women. I love cheese that's been aged as well. I had Lexi come over since I like v...

I can't believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After...

Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling the effects of all my "candy". Neve...

Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge box...

A sunny afternoon could only mean two things: Pizza deliveries would be on time, and Kinzy Jo wou...

Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had...

This bitch lived up to her name. Before she had a mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much ...

I'm constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place. There's nothing bett...

Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open ...

You've seen Jasmine Tame on numerous sites but you haven't seen her truly earn a whore's paycheck...

Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes wal...

Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and ...

My nose candy has been giving me violent shakes. I believe it's affecting my eyesight or I would ...

Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd and you get a visual of Jeanie Marie. When she's not work...

I don't remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan. MMMM, now I feel l...

I found this Benny Hill look alike wandering the streets looking for cheese. I must have been in ...

I love older women. I love cheese that's been aged as well. I had Lexi come over since I like v...

Wow! All I can say is wow! This Jessica Jammer broad was insane from the start. My donut feast...