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You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty can...

I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return...

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You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty can...

Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? It's as dirty as some of the cunts I've pumped ove...

Aiden has a tight little body. She's also new and has yet to discover my diet regime so that's wh...

Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any...

There's something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to ta...

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Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it....

I don't remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan. MMMM, now I feel l...

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Super Minion has so much money that today we're coming to you from the top of one of my yachts. B...

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and that's why Pamela and I fucked ou...

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Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any...

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Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags tol...

Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags tol...

I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Deb...

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Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard...

Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it....

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