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This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought the true way to become a porn superstar ...

Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home?...

Watching me climb on top of Kat is like King Kong doing the missionary position with the Brooklyn...

Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didn't learn her lesson the last time she crossed...

When she's not slashing her wrists she's getting enough money to send home to her broke boyfriend...

I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won...

Wow! All I can say is wow! This Jessica Jammer broad was insane from the start. My donut feast...

Ginger would not be taking a 3 hour tour this day. This red-headed bimbo needed money to stock up...

Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers ...

Superhero work gets tiring. I mean, you can only save so many hoes at any given time It also help...

Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can't talk too much shit on her since she wasn't a...

This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who wa...

When she's not being a blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under the hot lights of the San Fernando Val...

Katie Thomas has got to be around 100 lbs soaking wet. She has to be one of the hottest girls I'...

I don't remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or...

It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the ...

I've taken bowel movements that are prettier than Tiffany Rose. The trailer park must have been c...

I've seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and pl...

If Lucille Ball and The Blob had a kid then it would be Vixen. I was exercising my sinus cavity w...

I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Deb...

Dillan Ryder is no longer in the business. Hell, I don't know where she is but rumors are circula...

Call her goth. Call her Alt Porn. I call her a waste of space and only useful for sucking my jizz...

I don't care about the backgrounds of any of the whores I use. I don't care if they're wetbacks, ...

This "daughter of a rock star", Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted ...

I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won...

It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the ...

When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. ...

When Jayma's not reading the Book Of Mormon she's studying the Book Of Minion. Jayma Reed is in a...

Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and ...

I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as a child. This we...

Riley Brooks told me she's in dire needs of some money. It's the same old song and dance with th...

Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body ain't that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major com...