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Get ‘em off the beach and on a boat where you can have your way

These girls are hungry after all that drinking…why not feed them hard cock

Some of those thongs are so small they get lost in asscrack big and small

These bitches lose every inhibition when they get under sun and with alcohol

When you bring around a six-pack of beer, the panties get all wet

These whores see a big yacht and all of a sudden the clothes fall off

Give them some beer and beads and there’s no way you wont get laid

These chicks understand that you are the messiah of cock and they need to kneel

Fucking these girls is the right thing. Do the right thing

Sometimes it’s best to forget that you’re a good person, and take advantage of drunk hos

These bitches have teeny, tiny underwear meant to be ripped off

If their bodies are so soaking wet, imagine their pussies

Where do you think these ladies will end up later? In bed with each other

Whip the big boy out and I bet these chicks will suck it dry

You can turn these pussies inside out with the liquid courage

It’s really no thing at all to get girls wet and gushy on the beach

With such a broad swath of hot sexies, you can score many times over

The only way the girls would turn you down? If they wanted to fuck each other

Straight girls turn lesbian and beg for you to pull up a seat

They’re so tight in those blue jeans that they need to shed them

White T-shirts and tight panties…that’s how you spend a vacation

Jager bombs and Jack shots cause this naughtiness! Thank God for booze

Grab a naked bitch if you’re having a bad day…they’ll cheer you up

Nothing like some good, Midwestern corn-pone pussy to make for a drunken night

Those booties are naked, and they need a tongue shoved inside them

The chicks are ready, willing and horny! Do what you will with them

Getting laid in drunk bitch-ville U.S.A. is not a hard thing to do

Get these hoes on a boat and you can just about do what you please

Bet it wont take much convincing to get skirt toga and those panties off

It may be a contest, but it the world of tits, we’re all winners

Chicks of all kinds will cream their panties if you buy ‘em a drink

Push her hard enough and she’ll get on her knees for you