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These bitches will be your huckleberry! They’ll play any game you want

The drunk girls need a deep dicking to sober up for the drive home

There’s no reason to think that drunk whores wont do exactly what you want

At the end of these nights, there’s always a huge pile of wet panties on the floor

Don’t think for a minute that you’ll leave these party areas with no pussy

Get enough alcohol, hard dicks start looking like popsicles to these bitches

It’s like Hurricane Katrina – vaginal levees start weakening and a flood happens

No one needs dibs on these tits…there are plenty to go all around

White, black, brown, yellow…alcohol knows no pussy prejudice

Since when did girls next door get this dirty? Since they got all boozed up

Alcohol: It’s like liquid sex in a bottle. Open up

The sexy brunette is grabbing her twat because she wants to cum

Fat booties, flat booties…it doesn’t matter when the lights are off

The tits are ridiculously fake, but that just means they’re meant to be exposed

These broads are so dumb they don’t even know they’re being used

These pussies are the future…in your bed, if you bring the booze

Behind those big sunglasses lie seductive, come-fuck-me eyes

Where did these dirty sluts come from? They’re just waiting to break out

The bitches with tattoos on their lower backs? They’re like bullseyes

These bitches have six pack abs to go along with their six-pack of beers

When the bodies get all wet, the pussies do too! Don’t miss out

If there is any place to fuck a hot chick, these are the conditions

Why even bother with the wet T-shirts? Their nipples do so much straining

If you can’t get any pussy in these conditions, you aren’t trying at all

Get a keg involved and you have these bitches at your beckon call

When will it ever be so easy to fuck chicks with impunity?

The sexy blonde in the teeny, tiny black panties wants you bad

They aren’t lesbians, but the alcohol will make them lick each other

Those little plastic cups full of liquid will likely get you laid

These whores just like it rough, and the alcohol brings it all out

What gives them the nerve to sit nude on the beach? The alcohol, that’s what

No expensive dates, no efforts, just get the beer and you can fuck