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I gotta admit that this $2 whore just graduated to $5 cum bucket. She wants to make it into the b...

You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty can...

You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty can...

Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? It's as dirty as some of the cunts I've pumped ove...

I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks. I would call myself Fat Albert, bu...

I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks. I would call myself Fat Albert, bu...

Now this is what I call a "woman." Veronica is no stranger to The Minion much like I'm no strange...

Now this is what I call a "woman." Veronica is no stranger to The Minion much like I'm no strange...

The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I ...

The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I ...

Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a ...

Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a ...

I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks ...

I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks ...

If Lucille Ball and The Blob had a kid then it would be Vixen. I was exercising my sinus cavity w...

If Lucille Ball and The Blob had a kid then it would be Vixen. I was exercising my sinus cavity w...

She's now known as Olivia Winters but she's always been a sistah who can't get enough dick. Toda...

She's now known as Olivia Winters but she's always been a sistah who can't get enough dick. Toda...

Do you ever get the feeling that the girl you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains depar...

Do you ever get the feeling that the girl you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains depar...

She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protect...

She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protect...

She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy O...

She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy O...

First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have never be...

First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have never be...

Some crack whores don't even deserve a name. Isabella Stanza is one that fits that bill. She's th...

Some crack whores don't even deserve a name. Isabella Stanza is one that fits that bill. She's th...

I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return...

I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return...

Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didn't learn her lesson the last time she crossed...

Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didn't learn her lesson the last time she crossed...