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If the panties wind up in a wad in the corner, you’ve had a good night

These bitches will be your huckleberry! They’ll play any game you want

Tongue studs, nipple rings and back tattoos…they must be slutty whores

There’s no reason to think that drunk whores wont do exactly what you want

The drunk girls need a deep dicking to sober up for the drive home

Get enough alcohol, hard dicks start looking like popsicles to these bitches

Don’t think for a minute that you’ll leave these party areas with no pussy

At the end of these nights, there’s always a huge pile of wet panties on the floor

No one needs dibs on these tits…there are plenty to go all around

It’s like Hurricane Katrina – vaginal levees start weakening and a flood happens

Since when did girls next door get this dirty? Since they got all boozed up

White, black, brown, yellow…alcohol knows no pussy prejudice

The sexy brunette is grabbing her twat because she wants to cum

Alcohol: It’s like liquid sex in a bottle. Open up

The tits are ridiculously fake, but that just means they’re meant to be exposed

Fat booties, flat booties…it doesn’t matter when the lights are off

Behind those big sunglasses lie seductive, come-fuck-me eyes

These pussies are the future…in your bed, if you bring the booze

These broads are so dumb they don’t even know they’re being used

The bitches with tattoos on their lower backs? They’re like bullseyes

Where did these dirty sluts come from? They’re just waiting to break out

When the bodies get all wet, the pussies do too! Don’t miss out

These bitches have six pack abs to go along with their six-pack of beers

If you can’t get any pussy in these conditions, you aren’t trying at all

Why even bother with the wet T-shirts? Their nipples do so much straining

If there is any place to fuck a hot chick, these are the conditions

Get a keg involved and you have these bitches at your beckon call

They aren’t lesbians, but the alcohol will make them lick each other

The sexy blonde in the teeny, tiny black panties wants you bad

When will it ever be so easy to fuck chicks with impunity?

These whores just like it rough, and the alcohol brings it all out

Those little plastic cups full of liquid will likely get you laid