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Getting laid in drunk bitch-ville U.S.A. is not a hard thing to do

It may be a contest, but it the world of tits, we’re all winners

Bet it wont take much convincing to get skirt toga and those panties off

You can make a porn out of these bitches without much convincing

Push her hard enough and she’ll get on her knees for you

Chicks of all kinds will cream their panties if you buy ‘em a drink

Check out those knockers! They are ripe for the licking

These are girls you wont have to do lots of convincing to get in the sack

Even though they are drunk, they take time to shave their pussies

Shove your fingers in their twats and out will come the love juice

The nipples are painted on, but sweat them enough and off it comes

These tits are paid for, but what a great investment

Nipples get hard and vaginas get wet…bring on the liquor

What ever made anyone think these sexies were any damn good

The hard dick is all these silly bitches need to get by

It’s like a pussy symphony and you can be the composer

The drunk bitches are ready and willing to cum at your command

Those sexy navel rings are just targets for your hot jizz

If they will flash their tits so easily, imagine what else they’ll do for you

Nothing like a hot spring break party to bring out the naked bitches

Those stomachs are so flat and hard you could iron your shirt on them

I’m pretty sure these chicks will fancy you, just buy them shots

Treat these drunk-ass whores like you don’t even know their names

All they are doing is shaming their parents, and we love every minute

Fucking chicks...all they are good for is sex and ogling!

Imagine if they are inebriated, you could probably fuck with no problem

If these bitches knew anything about modesty, it wouldn’t be great for us

No expensive restaurants needed; a bottle of Jack Daniels and panties are off

Where can you find such dirty girls? Take your ass on vacation

These sexies are just slabs of hot meat for the consuming

It doesn’t take much effort to bag these blotto bitches

When you want to get your rocks off, look no further than the plastic cup