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These beautiful, model-type chicks are entirely uninhibited!

What gives them the nerve to sit nude on the beach? The alcohol, that’s what!

Straight girls go dyke when their parents give them beer money!

God, these cunts and bodies are so leaky it’s very erotic!

Beer before liquor, you’ll still be able to lick her!

Stick your tongues in their navels and they’ll cream in their panties!

Those little plastic cups full of liquid will likely get you plowed!

If the sluts behave themselves, they will lose the competition!

Plow this pussy with confidence and the others will come!

They arent lesbians, but they can be with the right amount of drunk!

Watch them tongue-massage each other in the name of winning loot!

Doesnt matter who wins the t-shirt contest…matters who takes them home!

Dont come here to steal hearts…come to steal cherries!

These drunkards get naughty no matter the vacation!

If you’re trying to get the skins, it wont take too much work!

Seedy hotels and cheap wine are in these whores’ near futures!

Those tits arent near real, but they’re still ripe for sucking

To live and love life is to get laid on vacation!

This isnt anything about love…this is about fucking and leaving!

When the bodies get all wet, the pussies do too! Don’t miss out!

Dont think for a second these bitches wont suck your cock

What is it about alcohol that gets these dames doing such crazy things?

There are so many drunk bitches to pick from! Help us and take some!

It is all about slanging your cock in those bitches!

These whores just like it rough, and the alcohol brings it all out!

Blondes have more fun, and they also come the quickest!

They aren’t lesbians, but the alcohol will make them lick each other!

Get them from the stage and on their knees! Lure them with shot glasses!

There’s so much ass floss involved, a dentist will never be needed!

What a perfect way to forget about the real world…completely fake tits!

Some girls know when they’re ready for a deep dicking…and they’re prepped!

These whores are so gorgeous they’d turn a straight man gay!