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Pass the beer and the poontang! This is the place to be!

Fuck a wine and dine…with these bitches, its just a wine-and-fuck

Massive jugs make for the best vacations! Put ‘em in your mouth

They arent lesbians, but the club brings out the inner whore

It doesnt take a gynecologist to get

These corn-fed country pussies are just moist and waiting for your insertion

Put these pretty titties on the glass! It doesn’t matter what size they are

These are model-type chicks. Difference is, you have a chance with them

Thongs of all colors come off when its time to get drunk

If you play your cards right and buy them shots, they’ll invite you to the hotel

If money were fake tits and beautiful women, you’d be terribly rich

The naughtiest of babes show their sexy best for DrunkGirls.com

You can be as horny as you want and do something about it

Sometimes all it really takes is a beer or two to get the job done

Rub the tip of your cock on these girls’ nipples, and they’ll harden

If you love to lick pussy, you can do it right there in public

Bounce your hard cock off of their belly buttons; you won’t be displeased

It’s time to insert cocks in tight assholes! They’re so drunk they won’t notice

Make it rain cum and sweat…just do it all with a bottle of vodka